Saturday, 19 November 2022
对话
对话 20221119
你说 任务完成 我要走了 你保重
我说 我留下 守护这片园地
你说 我要去飞翔
风 是我的翅膀
云朵 是我的风火轮
我说 假如 我能使松鼠们留下 不离开这片园地 我就满足了
你说 人生 就是要把每一件小事 做好
Friday, 18 November 2022
GE 15
致不愿投票的朋友，
1。 2008 308 你加入了改朝换代大军，兴奋的摇旗呐喊: 舞吧, Ubah! 有激情，没把握。结果出乎预料，国阵输掉三分二多数议席及五州政权。两线制成型，你看到了曙光。
2。2013 505 你受到 Ini Kali Lah 的感召，以为改朝换代就在明天。结果有一群人不动于山，功亏一篑。滿腔热血，换来的是: Apa lagi lu mau!
3。2018 509 你接受敦马领军，不介意老医生的过去，终于改朝换代。尔后，眼看着体制改革有望，却败在敦马手上。一切如旧，没有改革。青蛙当道，朝代更迭。
6。2022 1119 你心灰意冷，对政治冷感，不想投票。
7。第十五届大选，是RM101亿打造出来的嘉年华，945人争222张椅子，很是热闹。你是老板，难道不选出你的員工？
8。你不记得敦马说过， 【要清算我，改朝后才来】，现在正是时候。而且我们不是说让换政府成常态，那我们不是更该去投票。
9。我们的一票， 可以教训青蛙。虽有了反青蛙法令，但不能阻止青蛙王带着众青蛙继续蹦跳，我们必须给其中一阵营压倒性胜利。
10。我们的一票，决定未来五年的政府，我们需谨慎投下神圣的一票，马来西亚才有希望，我们才有未来。
走吧，去投票。
18.11.2022
GE 15 19.11.2022
My wife and I were at Mahkota Medical Centre this morning. The doctor told us his feeling after result of GE14 was out: Never before was I so proud to be a Malaysian! Though he was disappointed with what happened in 2020, he said: We must still go out to vote tomorrow. His wife asked him to be PACA but he can't as he may be required to go back to hospital at anytime.
A lady then came in to the clinic and asked the nurse: "May I postpone my chemo session to Monday?" "Why?" "I want to vote tomorrow. I am afraid if I do today, I will feel giddy tomorrow." "Ok, you come on Monday." After she left, the nurse talked to other nurses: "Mata dia hampir tak boleh nampak lagi!" The other nurse responded: "Aiyo, masih nak mengundi!"
I was then at Mahkota Parade. While waiting for the shopkeeper to fix something for me, a lady came in and we started talking about the election. She came back from KL to vote tomorrow. The shopkeeper ended up doing it for free.
A friend of mine who has migrated to Melbourne got his postal vote only on Tuesday. One of these volunteers carried his ballot paper back to Malaysia, hopefully in time to be counted.
For us who are voting in Melaka, there is no reason for us not to go out to vote tomorrow.
Jom, mari kita pergi mengundi!
Friday, 18 March 2022
老年生活
新解 @ 19.3.2022
1. 跑步機的發明者,忙着制造跑步機，没做體操 ，54歲就去世。
2. 體操發明者，忙着推广體操，没有健美，57歲就去世。
3. 世界健美冠軍，忙着健美，没踢足球，41歲就去世。
4. 世界上第二好的足球運動員馬拉多納，忙着吃喝玩乐，没去跑步，60歲就去世。
5. 肯德基發明家，赚了钱，懂得养生，94歲才去世。
6. Nutella 巧克力的發明者，只吃适量的巧克力，88歲才去世。
7. 捲烟製造商溫斯頓，抽的是有机烟，102歲去世。
8. 鴉片的發明者，知道鴉片是药，116歲去世。
9. Hennessey 酒的發明家，喝的是好酒，98歲去世。
兔子總是跳來跳去，但只活了2年，因为投错胎，而完全不運動的烏龜則活了400年，因为基因好。
人生苦短，及时行乐，但吃喝要适量，要运动，要常找牙医，常去看医生，才能有健康的身体，优质的老年生活。
Saturday, 22 January 2022
Share trading
Ali: Ah Peng, I am very confused now.
Ah Peng: Why leh? SOP ah? Cina New Year SOP nothing to do with you. Why you so confused.
Ali: I opened a share trading account but let my brother used it. He bought a few million shares of a company. Make a lot of money from it.
Ah Peng: Good lah! Why you confused. Your brother very rich leh. No need to be confused. He is rich lah.
Ali: But the government now says if the account is in my name, the trades are in my name, then the shares are deemed mine.
Ah Peng: If the garment says so, it must be correct. No need to confuse liao.
Ali: But when I asked my brother to give me the money he earned from the shares, he says it is his, not mine.
Ah Peng: Owh. Like that ah. You ask garment to claim for you lah. The garment is always right, your brother is wrong. I no confuse.
23.1.2022
Sunday, 2 January 2022
General advice
General advice to young generation 21.10.2013
1. Unless you have urgent and important matters, try not to go to bed beyond 12 p.m. Surf the net and you will find ample literature on when our body detoxicate during sleep. You will not feel it when you are young if you frequently burn midnight oil. However when you grow older, you will see the effect.
2. If you wake up at 11.00 am, by the time you have your breakfast, half the day (waking time) is gone. A lot of things can be done in the morning.
3. Health is very important to us. Try to do exercise at least 3-4 times a week. A healthy body will give us an active and productive mind. Mum does her yoga 2/3 times a week whereas I go swimming 2/3 times a week and play futsal once a week.
4. Drink occasionally but never get drunk. You will regret all the things you did or said when drunk.
5. Make friends when you don’t need them. Do make friends with your class and school mates. You will find them useful in future.
Advice to son
Advice to Zher @ September 2018
1. Do the best you can in everything you do.
2. Be kind.
3. Find the thing that you are passionate about, that you love to do, and pursue it.
4. Success does not come easy. So work hard.
5. To compete in future, you need innovative mind, good command of English and good communication skills.
6. Make friends when you don’t need them. Do make friends with your class and school mates. You will find them useful in future.
7. Health is very important to us. Try to do exercise at least 3-4 times a week. A healthy body will give us an active and productive mind.
8. Drink occasionally but never get drunk. You will regret all the things you did or said when drunk.
看连续集
We voted on 509 and were given free movie tickets by new government.
When we went in to cinema to watch movie, they shown us TV series.
Last episode of 1st season scheduled on 301 at 10 am.
More exciting season 2 starts on 309.
Stay tuned.
509 去投票
新政府 送戏票
进影院 播戏剧
301 第一季 大结局
粉絲群 不满意 齐反对
309 第二季 将启播
更精彩 超想象 请等待
1.3.2020
换政府是常态
1。 2018 508 我写了"致要投废票的朋友"，里面有这么几段:
"2018 509 你还是想改朝換代，却执着于敦马的过去，拒绝接受现实，唯敦马有能力改朝换代。
国家病入膏肓，有个老医生来治，你却耿耿于老医生的过去，宁可放棄变天的梦想?宁可选择投废票，成为那不动于山的一群，结果就是帮助维持现状。老医生都说了，要清算我，改朝后才来。
509，选政府，试一试，换一次。
不必等了，就是明天。这是最好的机会，可能不再有了。不必计较是谁促成，一次就好，不行的话，五年后再換。换政府成常态，往后就容易多了。"
2。508发出去给朋友。509一早起床，准备去投票，看到另一朋友转回同个信息给我。哈!
3。事实证明，真的不行。 改朝换代后，眼看着体制改革有望，却败在老马手上。一切如旧，根本没有改革的意愿。
4。唉，看来只好等下一次大选了，希望真的是换政府成常态。
10.5.2020
落枕
四个简单的知识： 31.3.2020
1、噎到东西
只要「把手举起來」！
２.落枕
只要將你的脚抬起來！把大脚姆指給掰开來，慢慢的以順时或逆时的方向按摩旋转！
3.脚抽筋
左脚抽筋时高高的举起右手，
右脚抽筋时高高的举起左手，马上舒緩。
4.脚麻了
若左脚麻了，用力甩你的右手掌。若右脚麻了，則用力甩你的左手掌。
Together We Are One
我的家不大
你的家也小
Together We Are One
Taman Ozana Impian
我的精神面貌值5000
你的精神面貌值600
Together We Are One
5600
我的世界很渺小
你的世界很辽阔
Together We Are One
宇宙里的小地球
25.4.2021
一事二解
一事二解
1. Durian RM30 = M + RM30,000,000
没当过说客，不知谈判辛苦，以为手里有钱就可以。
没当过政客，不知赚钱容易，只要肯吊起来卖就可以。
2. 首相认为，提呈对首相的信任动议是很平常的事，他并不感到担心或害怕。
没当过首相，不知治理国家辛苦，以为守住后门就可以。
没当过首长，不知执政容易，只要脸皮够厚就可以。
8.8.2021
我们一家
我们一家
马氏家族族长，族母与手下开会。
族长: 我们家族有什么问题，大家说说。
赛会计: 大房子孙好像过的不是很好。
族母: 不是生意做得很大吗?
赛会计: 生意只屬于几个人，其他人都不好过。
族长: 那容易，老二家生意不是蒸蒸日上，尤其是他们的运输事业很是红火。你叫老二帮帮老大，把运输公司51巴仙转让给老大。
族母: 老二会肯吗?
族长: 你叫老二为大局着想，帮帮老大，大家都是一家人，互相帮忙，不是挺应该吗?
族母: 我怕老二说你偏心。
族长: 不怕，老二最容易搞定了。老二不是有投资教育事业吗。赛会计，你拨一千五百元给他的教育事业，他就高兴了，知足了。
族母: 那老三呢？他不也蛮辛苦的。他老说，我们都是一家人，我们一家都是人。
族长: 老三得靠自己努力，不要成天期望家族帮他。
族母: 你就是不一碗端平，搞得子孙都不团结。
族长: 大家都是一家人，有什么好埋怨的。一定要和和气气，团结在一起。团结力量大，才不会输给新氏家族及泰氏家族。
族母: 是的，家和万事兴嘛。
10.10.21
Budget 2022
Budget 2022
Government: Keluarga Malaysia, Makmur Sejahtera. Wow to all Malaysians.
RM11.4 billion for Bumiputera empowerment agenda.
Corporates: Plenty of positives for economic recovery, ensure sustainability.
Corporates with income more than RM100 million: Ouch!
(Ex)-politician: How nice to be a Bumiputera.
Economist: Missed golden opportunity to make real changes.
x x x x x x
Singaporeans: Don't worry. Malaysia will continue to train and supply their top talent to us.
Indonesians: Malaysia remains our top choice for "Second Home".
Thais: Ha ha. No competition for our effort to attract foreign direct investment.
30.10.21
Pilihanraya Negeri Melaka
马六甲州选@20.11.2021
这一次州选，你真的不投票吗?
你怕Covid 19， 我也怕。不过，我们都打了至少两剂疫苗，要学习和病毒共存。只要遵守SOP，勤消毒，勤洗手，票还是要投，这是宪法赋予我们的权力，以选出我们要的政府。
如果没有州选，timah可能不只是一种金属的名字。Timah不可以是酒的品牌，因为它还是一个人名的缩写，不准乱用。官字两个口，他们说了算。但你看，你有一票在手，他们就怕你了，要顾及你的感受。
不要以为你的一票无关紧要，你的一票，可重要了。它可化为屠蛙刀，砍掉青蛙的两条腿，把 "Aku YB!" 变成 "Aku bukan YB lagi!"。你说，没了腿的青蛙，还能跳吗?
走吧，我们去投票。
PRN Melaka @ 20.11.2021
Really, you don’t want to vote on 20.11.2021?
You said you fear of Covid 19, me too. However, we have taken 2 or more doses of vaccine and must learn to live with the virus. So long as we follow SOP and sanitise frequently, we have to exercise our rights given by the Federal Constitution to elect our new government.
If there is no election, “timah” may still not be the name of a metal. “Timah” may not be the brand name of a whiskey because it is also short form of a person's name. Government is big and it has the final say in the matter. But look, with one vote in hand, they are scared of you. They need to take care of your feelings.
Your one vote is very important. You may use it to chop off the legs of “Katak” or turn “Aku YB!” to “Aku bukan YB lagi!”. Without legs, the “kataks” can no longer jump.
Jom, mari kita pergi mengundi.
17.11.21
Unclaimed Moneys
请大家到 https://egumis.anm.gov.my 寻宝，那里有128亿的宝藏等着你们去挖掘。
以下是我的寻宝经历。
Hidden treasure in Unclaimed Moneys
Sometime in July, a friend shared the portal of Jabatan Akauntan Negara, the Registrar of Unclaimed Moneys in our WhatsApp group.
On 25.7.2021, I keyed in my new NRIC number and found that I had RM625.27 in the acccount - RM395.79 from Astro in 2015 and RM229.48 from a BSN savings account in 2010. On 27.7.2021, I submitted the claim online. It was very easy - just uploaded my IC (both sides) and the latest bank statement of the bank account that I would like to refund to be deposited into.
A few days later, I keyed in my old NRIC number and found that there was a sum of RM75.51 - two MBB bank accounts in 2000 and RM50 from University of Malaya in 2002.
I have since received the refund on 13.09.2021 and 4.10.2021.
I shared my experience with some friends who found that they had unclaimed moneys too. One senior lawyer had RM40,000+ (proceeds of insurance) and a retired accountant had RM10,000+. They had both claimed the moneys online and gotten refund. I also helped our office cleaning lady to claim her money which is RM31.41.
On 24.11.2021, the finance minister announced that there is a sum of RM12.8 billion in the Unclaimed Moneys Account. That's a lot of money to be claimed!
Perhaps you would like to check yours. Who knows, you may find some hidden treasure too!
The treasure site is at https://egumis.anm.gov.my.
27.11.21
Purchase Order
Purchase order
Item: insulated gloves or artificial fingers or any other device that we can use to eat food with.
Requirement: Heat resistant, able to protect fingers when eating hot and boiling food.
Purpose: We are Malaysians but we use chopsticks or forks and spoons to eat. Malu lah! To be perfect Malaysians, we have to eat with our hands (so said the wise old man) but our favourite food is nyonya laksa, har mee, bak kut teh, steam boat, mi rebus, soup kambing, sambar, and etc.
Price: Any price you quote. If they can help us become perfect Malaysians, any price you quote is reasonable price!
Quantities: 32,000,000 pieces first order. Unlimited orders to follow.
Delivery: ASAP
Issued by: Ah Peng aka Cina ah pek. 15.12.21
Second generation
Comparing myself with my 2 sons:
1. Their English is much much better than me at their age but I think my Mandarin n Malay r much better than them.
2. They hv better support n guidance from parents in their studies n choos4687-cing careers. I was left on my own. There was no counsellor in school. My teachers just laughed when I told them my ambition.
3. They have better tertiary education. The distinguishing factors are not only English but quality of lecturers n depth of studies. Instead of learning the law, I spent the first 2 years trying hard to improve my English n of course spending much time in PBCUM.
4. They hv travelled a lot more including overseas n hv better world view.
5. They hv access to a wide variety of books n also online articles n therefore better exposure than me. I read books on investment a few years after working but my sons started reading them while studying in university.
6. I worked very hard in studies n at work trying to do my best. They r more relax n less hard working (as of now. Hopefully when they grow older, they get wiser). I guess they learnt to work smart. Also, we didn't push them hard enough realising that a degree is just d stepping stone n what matters r many other aspects - EQ n others.
7. They hv better earning capability but we had easier time working, I think. Less competitive when we started working.
16.2.2021
新年感悟
我太太生病时，我的感悟是 - 活着。这两年冠病肆虐，又加了 -健康。活着 + 健康 = 健康的活着。Stay Alive Healthily. 看来简单，做起来不容易，共勉之， 加油。祝新年快乐
1.1.2022
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