AGM

AGM of Malaysian Chinese Society

A man attends the annual general meeting of Malaysian Chinese Society. He is stopped at the registration counter.
Officer: I am sorry, sir. You are not a member. You cannot go in.
Man: I am a Malaysian Chinese and you are Malaysian Chinese Society. Why am I not a member?
Officer: Our constitution provides for qualification of members and you have to apply to be our member.
Man: Your name confused me. I suggest you change name to "Certain Malaysian Chinese Society".
Officer: ...

联谊会会员大会

有位大叔出席大马华人联谊会会员大会。
接待员：对不起，你不是会员，没资格出席。
大叔：今天是大马华人联谊会大会，我是大马华人，为什么我不是会员。
接待员：我们的章程有阐明谁是会员。
大叔：你让我很混淆。你应该改名为「特定大马华人联谊会」或「某些大马华人联谊会」，不要用大马华人。。。
接待员：。。。