生日

㊗️ 通古今阔论判官前 杰智者悠游人世间 生生不息精攻稳守 日日笑谈女神視弱 快慢皆可只为客尊 乐在其中岁岁年年🍑 7.11.2021 敏瑶

对话

对话 20221119 你说 任务完成 我要走了 你保重 我说 我留下 守护这片园地 你说 我要去飞翔 风 是我的翅膀 云朵 是我的风火轮 我说 假如 我能使松鼠们留下 不离开这片园地 我就满足了 你说 人生 就是要把每一件小事 做好

GE 15

致不愿投票的朋友， 1。 2008 308 你加入了改朝换代大军，兴奋的摇旗呐喊: 舞吧, Ubah! 有激情，没把握。结果出乎预料，国阵输掉三分二多数议席及五州政权。两线制成型，你看到了曙光。 2。2013 505 你受到 Ini Kali Lah 的感召，以为改朝换代就在明天。结果有一群人不动于山，功亏一篑。滿腔热血，换来的是: Apa lagi lu mau! 3。2018 509 你接受敦马领军，不介意老医生的过去，终于改朝换代。尔后，眼看着体制改革有望，却败在敦马手上。一切如旧，没有改革。青蛙当道，朝代更迭。 6。2022 1119 你心灰意冷，对政治冷感，不想投票。 7。第十五届大选，是RM101亿打造出来的嘉年华，945人争222张椅子，很是热闹。你是老板，难道不选出你的員工？ 8。你不记得敦马说过， 【要清算我，改朝后才来】，现在正是时候。而且我们不是说让换政府成常态，那我们不是更该去投票。 9。我们的一票， 可以教训青蛙。虽有了反青蛙法令，但不能阻止青蛙王带着众青蛙继续蹦跳，我们必须给其中一阵营压倒性胜利。 10。我们的一票，决定未来五年的政府，我们需谨慎投下神圣的一票，马来西亚才有希望，我们才有未来。 走吧，去投票。 18.11.2022

GE 15 19.11.2022

My wife and I were at Mahkota Medical Centre this morning. The doctor told us his feeling after result of GE14 was out: Never before was I so proud to be a Malaysian! Though he was disappointed with what happened in 2020, he said: We must still go out to vote tomorrow. His wife asked him to be PACA but he can't as he may be required to go back to hospital at anytime. A lady then came in to the clinic and asked the nurse: "May I postpone my chemo session to Monday?" "Why?" "I want to vote tomorrow. I am afraid if I do today, I will feel giddy tomorrow." "Ok, you come on Monday." After she left, the nurse talked to other nurses: "Mata dia hampir tak boleh nampak lagi!" The other nurse responded: "Aiyo, masih nak mengundi!" I was then at Mahkota Parade. While waiting for the shopkeeper to fix something for me, a lady came in and we started talking about the election. She came back from KL to vote tomorrow. The shopkeeper ended up doing it for free. A friend of mine who has migrated to Melbourne got his postal vote only on Tuesday. One of these volunteers carried his ballot paper back to Malaysia, hopefully in time to be counted. For us who are voting in Melaka, there is no reason for us not to go out to vote tomorrow. Jom, mari kita pergi mengundi!

老年生活

新解 @ 19.3.2022 1. 跑步機的發明者,忙着制造跑步機，没做體操 ，54歲就去世。 2. 體操發明者，忙着推广體操，没有健美，57歲就去世。 3. 世界健美冠軍，忙着健美，没踢足球，41歲就去世。 4. 世界上第二好的足球運動員馬拉多納，忙着吃喝玩乐，没去跑步，60歲就去世。 5. 肯德基發明家，赚了钱，懂得养生，94歲才去世。 6. Nutella 巧克力的發明者，只吃适量的巧克力，88歲才去世。 7. 捲烟製造商溫斯頓，抽的是有机烟，102歲去世。 8. 鴉片的發明者，知道鴉片是药，116歲去世。 9. Hennessey 酒的發明家，喝的是好酒，98歲去世。 兔子總是跳來跳去，但只活了2年，因为投错胎，而完全不運動的烏龜則活了400年，因为基因好。 人生苦短，及时行乐，但吃喝要适量，要运动，要常找牙医，常去看医生，才能有健康的身体，优质的老年生活。

Share trading

Ali: Ah Peng, I am very confused now. Ah Peng: Why leh? SOP ah? Cina New Year SOP nothing to do with you. Why you so confused. Ali: I opened a share trading account but let my brother used it. He bought a few million shares of a company. Make a lot of money from it. Ah Peng: Good lah! Why you confused. Your brother very rich leh. No need to be confused. He is rich lah. Ali: But the government now says if the account is in my name, the trades are in my name, then the shares are deemed mine. Ah Peng: If the garment says so, it must be correct. No need to confuse liao. Ali: But when I asked my brother to give me the money he earned from the shares, he says it is his, not mine. Ah Peng: Owh. Like that ah. You ask garment to claim for you lah. The garment is always right, your brother is wrong.  I no confuse. 23.1.2022

General advice

General advice to young generation 21.10.2013 1. Unless you have urgent and important matters, try not to go to bed beyond 12 p.m. Surf the net and you will find ample literature on when our body detoxicate during sleep. You will not feel it when you are young if you frequently burn midnight oil. However when you grow older, you will see the effect. 2. If you wake up at 11.00 am, by the time you have your breakfast, half the day (waking time) is gone. A lot of things can be done in the morning. 3. Health is very important to us. Try to do exercise at least 3-4 times a week. A healthy body will give us an active and productive mind. Mum does her yoga 2/3 times a week whereas I go swimming 2/3 times a week and play futsal once a week. 4. Drink occasionally but never get drunk. You will regret all the things you did or said when drunk. 5. Make friends when you don’t need them. Do make friends with your class and school mates. You will find them useful in future.