Trump vs Ah Bing

21.5.2020 Trump: I have no worries about Wuhan virus at all. We’re, we have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China, and we have it under control. It’s going to be just fine. Bing: Coronavirus, Wuhan virus or American virus, they are all the same. If you don’t respect it, you die. Trump: I think you should take hydroxychloroquine. If it were me, in fact, I might do it anyway. I may take it. I have to ask my doctors about that. But I may take it. Bing: You no doctor also can prescribe medicine. Our famous doctor asked to drink hot water. I believe who? Trump: You know my uncle John G. Trump was a scientist who taught physics at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. I share his science genius. Bing: My late uncle was a fisherman. He knew many types of fishes. Before MCO, I know only ikan kembung, jenak, pari, bawal, don’t know got white, black, gold, silver bawal. Your uncle’s knowledge cannot pass down to you without you study book lah. No study book also can be President of USA, USA boleh jugak! Trump: You can inject disinfectant into your body to kill the Covid 19 virus. I'm not a doctor. But I'm, like, a person that has a good you-know-what. Bing: You genius know all. The last time I heard people accidentally drop some disinfectant into fish pond, fish all si kiao kiao! Trump: I am taking hydroxychloroquine to prevent Covid 19. Bing: You sure GILA liao. No sick eat medicine.