Wednesday, 13 September 2017

Compensation for loss of employment vs gratuity


Compensation for loss of employment vs gratuity by Crowe Horwath on 13.9.2017

1. Public ruling 1/2012 - compensation for loss of employment.  Gratuity - PR 9/2016.

2. Gratuity is attributable to past services.  Compensation for loss of employment is attributable to loss of employment.

3. Compensation for loss of employment - in lieu of notice, breach of contract, release from obligation, ex gratia, redundancy/severance payment or restriction of similar employment.

4. Tax treatment -

a) Due to ill health - fully exempted
b) Other reasons - RM10,000 per completed year of service with same employer or companies in same group.

5. Exception - not applicable to a non - service director of a controlled company - s139 Companies Act (50 shareholders but controlled by 5).

6. VSS
a) reemployment by another company in same group - no tax exemption
b) no reemployment - yes.

7. Full exemption for gratuity - Sch 6 para 25
a) ill health
b) retirement after 55 or compulsory age of retirement based on law - 10 years employment with same employer or group
c) compulsory retirement based on contract at 50 but b4 55 - 10 years employment with same employer or group

8. Effective YA2016 - exemption RM1,000 per completed year of service.

9. Gratuity credited into EPF account - taxable in year credited to EPF account

10. Death gratuity - tax exempt

11. Retirement benefit - taxable unless specifically exempted under s150 ITA.

Tuesday, 1 August 2017

AGM

AGM of Malaysian Chinese Society

A man attends the annual general meeting of Malaysian Chinese Society. He is stopped at the registration counter.
Officer: I am sorry, sir. You are not a member. You cannot go in.
Man: I am a Malaysian Chinese and you are Malaysian Chinese Society. Why am I not a member?
Officer: Our constitution provides for qualification of members and you have to apply to be our member.
Man: Your name confused me. I suggest you change name to "Certain Malaysian Chinese Society".
Officer: ...

联谊会会员大会

有位大叔出席大马华人联谊会会员大会。
接待员:对不起,你不是会员,没资格出席。
大叔:今天是大马华人联谊会大会,我是大马华人,为什么我不是会员。
接待员:我们的章程有阐明谁是会员。
大叔:你让我很混淆。你应该改名为「特定大马华人联谊会」或「某些大马华人联谊会」,不要用大马华人。。。
接待员:。。。

青山几度变黄山
世事纷飞总不干
眼内有尘三界窄
心头无事一床宽
2.8.2017

Saturday, 6 May 2017

苦水三则

苦水三则 @ 7.5.2017

沙爹店外排长龙,店里有两个顾客,吃完后谈天已两小时。
老板娘: 老板,你们还要加沙爹吗?
顾客: 你是要赶我们走是吗?
老板娘:  。。。
苦水: 我又没有赶他们走,只是问要不要加沙爹, 有错咩?

x x x

沙爹店里有两个顾客坐在8人桌,店外有很多客人在排队。
老板娘: 老板, 可以请你们去坐2人位的桌子吗?
顾客: 你是要赶我们走吗?收钱,我们以后都不会再来光顾你的店了!
老板娘:  。。。
苦水: 我又没赶他们走,只是跟他们商量而已,有错咩!

x x x

沙爹店来了两个顾客。
顾客甲: 老板娘,等一下付钱时我埋单。
老板娘: 好的。
吃完后,顾客甲叫来老板娘。
顾客甲: 老板娘,我不是已经告诉你我埋单吗,为什么你们收我朋友的钱?
老板娘: 你是有跟我讲啦。不过收钱的伙计不懂啦。
顾客甲: 我要你道歉。
老板娘: 道什么歉喔?
顾客甲: 你害我很没有面子啦。
老板娘: 。。。
苦水: 他有心要请客,一来到就交给我RM50或RM100,或者吃飽给钱时手脚快一点,我看他没有心要请客的。我的伙计不懂谁请客,收了他朋友的钱,有错咩?

Wednesday, 11 January 2017

后悔结婚


一位大叔参加公司旅遊团到越南岘港市(Danang)、顺化皇城(Hue Imperial City)及会安古鎮(Hoi An)旅行。途中与一位九岁女孩同行,遊览会安古镇。走着走着,他拿起相机对着路旁的美女拍照。

女孩:哥哥,做么你要拍她们?
大叔:她们美嘛。你不觉得她们美咩?
女孩:是美啦。你不是结婚了吗?
大叔:我廿一年前结过一次婚,马上后悔,之后廿年都没有再结婚。
女孩:...