一事二解

一事二解 1. Durian RM30 = M + RM30,000,000 没当过说客，不知谈判辛苦，以为手里有钱就可以。 没当过政客，不知赚钱容易，只要肯吊起来卖就可以。 2. 首相认为，提呈对首相的信任动议是很平常的事，他并不感到担心或害怕。 没当过首相，不知治理国家辛苦，以为守住后门就可以。 没当过首长，不知执政容易，只要脸皮够厚就可以。 8.8.2021

我们一家

我们一家 马氏家族族长，族母与手下开会。 族长: 我们家族有什么问题，大家说说。 赛会计: 大房子孙好像过的不是很好。 族母: 不是生意做得很大吗? 赛会计: 生意只屬于几个人，其他人都不好过。 族长: 那容易，老二家生意不是蒸蒸日上，尤其是他们的运输事业很是红火。你叫老二帮帮老大，把运输公司51巴仙转让给老大。 族母: 老二会肯吗? 族长: 你叫老二为大局着想，帮帮老大，大家都是一家人，互相帮忙，不是挺应该吗? 族母: 我怕老二说你偏心。 族长: 不怕，老二最容易搞定了。老二不是有投资教育事业吗。赛会计，你拨一千五百元给他的教育事业，他就高兴了，知足了。 族母: 那老三呢？他不也蛮辛苦的。他老说，我们都是一家人，我们一家都是人。 族长:  老三得靠自己努力，不要成天期望家族帮他。 族母: 你就是不一碗端平，搞得子孙都不团结。 族长: 大家都是一家人，有什么好埋怨的。一定要和和气气，团结在一起。团结力量大，才不会输给新氏家族及泰氏家族。 族母: 是的，家和万事兴嘛。 10.10.21

Budget 2022

Budget 2022 Government: Keluarga Malaysia, Makmur Sejahtera. Wow to all Malaysians. RM11.4 billion for Bumiputera empowerment agenda. Corporates: Plenty of positives for economic recovery, ensure sustainability. Corporates with income more than RM100 million: Ouch! (Ex)-politician: How nice to be a Bumiputera. Economist: Missed golden opportunity to make real changes. x x x x x x Singaporeans: Don't worry. Malaysia will continue to train and supply their top talent to us. Indonesians: Malaysia remains our top choice for "Second Home". Thais: Ha ha. No competition for our effort to attract foreign direct investment. 30.10.21

Pilihanraya Negeri Melaka

马六甲州选@20.11.2021 这一次州选，你真的不投票吗? 你怕Covid 19， 我也怕。不过，我们都打了至少两剂疫苗，要学习和病毒共存。只要遵守SOP，勤消毒，勤洗手，票还是要投，这是宪法赋予我们的权力，以选出我们要的政府。 如果没有州选，timah可能不只是一种金属的名字。Timah不可以是酒的品牌，因为它还是一个人名的缩写，不准乱用。官字两个口，他们说了算。但你看，你有一票在手，他们就怕你了，要顾及你的感受。 不要以为你的一票无关紧要，你的一票，可重要了。它可化为屠蛙刀，砍掉青蛙的两条腿，把 "Aku YB!" 变成 "Aku bukan YB lagi!"。你说，没了腿的青蛙，还能跳吗? 走吧，我们去投票。 PRN Melaka @ 20.11.2021 Really, you don’t want to vote on 20.11.2021? You said you fear of Covid 19, me too. However, we have taken 2 or more doses of vaccine and must learn to live with the virus. So long as we follow SOP and sanitise frequently, we have to exercise our rights given by the Federal Constitution to elect our new government. If there is no election, “timah” may still not be the name of a metal. “Timah” may not be the brand name of a whiskey because it is also short form of a person's name.  Government is big and it has the final say in the matter. But look, with one vote in hand, they are scared of you. They need to take care of your feelings. Your one vote is very important. You may use it to chop off the legs of “Katak” or turn “Aku YB!” to “Aku bukan YB lagi!”. Without legs, the “kataks” can no longer jump. Jom, mari kita pergi mengundi. 17.11.21

Unclaimed Moneys

请大家到 https://egumis.anm.gov.my 寻宝，那里有128亿的宝藏等着你们去挖掘。 以下是我的寻宝经历。 Hidden treasure in Unclaimed Moneys Sometime in July, a friend shared the portal of Jabatan Akauntan Negara, the Registrar of Unclaimed Moneys in our WhatsApp group. On 25.7.2021, I keyed in my new NRIC number and found that I had RM625.27 in  the acccount - RM395.79 from Astro in 2015 and RM229.48 from a BSN savings account in 2010. On 27.7.2021, I submitted the claim online. It was very easy - just uploaded my IC (both sides) and the latest bank statement of the bank account that I would like to refund to be deposited into. A few days later, I keyed in my old NRIC number and found that there was a sum of RM75.51 - two MBB bank accounts in 2000 and RM50 from University of Malaya in 2002. I have since received the refund on 13.09.2021 and 4.10.2021. I shared my experience with some friends who found that they had unclaimed moneys too. One senior lawyer had RM40,000+ (proceeds of insurance) and a retired accountant had RM10,000+. They had both claimed the moneys online and gotten refund. I also helped our office cleaning lady to claim her money which is RM31.41. On 24.11.2021, the finance minister announced that there is a sum of RM12.8 billion in the Unclaimed Moneys Account. That's a lot of money to be claimed! Perhaps you would like to check yours. Who knows, you may find some hidden treasure too! The treasure site is at https://egumis.anm.gov.my. 27.11.21

Purchase Order

Purchase order Item: insulated gloves or artificial fingers or any other device that we can use to eat food with. Requirement: Heat resistant, able to protect fingers when eating hot and boiling food. Purpose: We are Malaysians but we use chopsticks or forks and spoons to eat. Malu lah! To be perfect Malaysians, we have to eat with our hands (so said the wise old man) but our favourite food is nyonya laksa, har mee, bak kut teh, steam boat, mi rebus, soup kambing, sambar, and etc. Price: Any price you quote. If they can help us become perfect Malaysians, any price you quote is reasonable price! Quantities: 32,000,000 pieces first order. Unlimited orders to follow. Delivery: ASAP Issued by: Ah Peng aka Cina ah pek.              15.12.21

回乡

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